Sign up for ForrestGiffin.net content, alerts, updates and more!
Register
Forrest Griffin Fighter - Message Center
-
- March 7, 2010 - 6:07 pm PST
-
- Users
- 36
- Jan 12, 2010
- n/a
... DefCon 5, roger.
Roger?
... not there.
Safe to kill him. -
- March 6, 2010 - 9:01 am PST
-
- Users
- 36
- Jan 12, 2010
- n/a
a LOT of TRUTH in BITTERNESS
why we cry alone
WHY do women love the funny monkey?
He had the Courage to CRY with them, Loves to make them LAUGH.
F**k**g "ALL in the FAMILY" BELIEVE IT?
blink! -
- March 4, 2010 - 8:06 pm PST
-
- Users
- 36
- Jan 12, 2010
- n/a
... Aw, POOP! I’M the dumb monkey! Got in a SHOUTING MATCH with some big, fat 50 year old PASTOR/bully trouncing a 20 year old FRIEND so he could boff his 40 year old MOM, BELIEVE it? Real FUN punking that sc*m. “YOU DON”T KNOW ME!” he hollers.
I holler back, “WHO THE F*** ARE YOU?” meaning: GOD, YOUR DADDY?
Standing in front of him I look into his eyes and realize this BIG/little fat PIG is going to kick me in the nuts. I step back, he SMELLS, HE knows I’m WISE to him and he ... GOT IT!: I’d KILL him if he f***ed up ... I’m 50 lbs lighter, 4 inches shorter, but I’M RIGHT and this f***er was gonna PAY, no matter what it COST. Whatever, I HEAL.
... Got a REAL RUSH putting the bully DOWN! Think it constipated though, squeezed up, all that ANGER.
... Went home, had a FOUL smoke, bring back DAD’s bitter, punched the out of the bag, shouted EVIL to the net, did some push/pulls ups, sweated out the BAD, showered it off. Sucked an aspirin for the pain,
... Had some milk and cookies, MOM’s sweetness. Brushed MY teeth with some minty-fresh to KILL the UGLY, got RIGHT again.
... Got some GOOD SLEEP, started LIFE AGAIN in the morning. GOOD REST for more CHILDish B**LSH*T.
... FORGIVE ME WORLD! You, too, monkey.
... THINK I’ll blow my nose, eat a cigarette & puke on fat boy TOMORROW. Put some BAD HABITS to GOOD USE. Smell that c**ks****er’s PAIN. Might WORK.
Oh, YOU COULDN”T BEAT SILVA cause he’s a woman -
- March 4, 2010 - 3:05 pm PST
-
- Users
- 1
- Nov 22, 2009
I just wanted to thank Forrest for taking the time to pose for a special photo for me. It means the world. Can't wait to watch your fight in May! -
- March 3, 2010 - 5:51 pm PST
-
- Users
- 1
- Mar 2, 2010
Hiya, I was wondering if you knew when the UFC will be coming to Australia? If so, would you be up for a few rounds here? I am a huge fan of UFC and missed out on the only tournament, which was in Sydney 21/02/10 as I was away climbing that weekend. I admire your ability/technique. If only others were as passionate. Cheers mickie -
- March 2, 2010 - 9:45 pm PST
-
- Users
- 36
- Jan 12, 2010
- n/a
………………………… … HiFi! ………………………… …
T
i
P
s
FoR
T
i
K
e
S
!
.. Kids! ... Save Time! ... Eye contact, kickin’ knees; together! ... -
- March 2, 2010 - 8:26 am PST
-
- Users
- 3
- Feb 23, 2010
- michigan
hey i just read the thing from the book holy that made me laugh my ass off, oh and im guessing were not supposed to swear on this thing cause i keep saying ing and all that comes up is "ing", dude thats gay!!! -
- March 2, 2010 - 2:02 am PST
-
- Users
- 11
- Dec 26, 2008
Hey Forrest, can't wait for your fight coming up should be a great one!! :D -
- February 28, 2010 - 8:35 am PST
-
- Users
- 1
- Feb 28, 2010
Forrest - what kind of sunglasses can a guy wear without being / looking like a toolbox?
Also, your book made me laugh so hard on my commuter train people around me think im some kind of lunatic. Awesome. -
- February 26, 2010 - 6:45 pm PST
-
- Users
- 36
- Jan 12, 2010
- n/a
HyFi! HiT!
griffin ...
... “A legendary creature with the body of lion, the head of an eagle and the wings of a dragon. Normally known for protecting treasure, in antiquity griffins were regarded as the guardians of the divine” ...
... nothing about monkeys -
- February 26, 2010 - 8:53 am PST
-
- Users
- 3
- Feb 23, 2010
- michigan
does anybody ever read these things, ohh and ifso my last message meant to say "ing me off". -
- February 25, 2010 - 8:11 am PST
-
- Users
- 3
- Feb 23, 2010
- michigan
he forrest cant find ur book anywhere, it's ing me off -
- February 23, 2010 - 6:23 pm PST
-
- Users
- 1
- Feb 23, 2010
Hey Forrest.. i realise that you have a army of minions that read and respond to all your messages and pretend to be you so i am under no illusion of the "personal touch"
however i just want to tell you i read this seminal work recently you may want to give it a once over called "Got Fight" i personally found it F**king Hilarious, i bought the book on a Saturday and read it over the weekend..it held my attention which is unusually considering i can't chew gum, tie my shoelaces and hold a meaningful thought at the same time.
i am over in vegas this year for Blackhat/Defcon security conference (hey security geeks like fighting too) so if you see a English guy stalking you with a camera and asking for a photo and autograph don't give me a bloody nose and a restraining order before i get the photo for the office that i can show off back home. would be great to buy you a beer
additional thoughts couple of books to look at for different reasons:
A Book of Five Rings - by Miyamoto Musao
Rule of the Bone - by Russel Banks
cheers
karl -
- February 22, 2010 - 8:41 pm PST
-
- Users
- 1
- Feb 22, 2010
- Northern Ca
Hey Forrest big fan had the privladge of learning some ground tech from you at Randy Coutures camp last June it was a pleasure. Best wishes to you in your upcoming fight against Nog I have no doubt you will come out on top!!! Later -
- February 20, 2010 - 9:09 pm PST
-
- Users
- 36
- Jan 12, 2010
- n/a
HiFlyT!
Ostracized by his peace loving countrymen, Swiss HiFi! neophyte Noah Fanzerbutz journeyed East last week in hope of dining at the table of the Last Emperor, Fedor Emelianenko, and imploring the Russian Master to reveal his fighting secrets. Braving the cruel desolation of the winter steppe, the earnest young acolyte arrived at the champion's doorstep in Stary Oskol, Belgorod, just as icy river winds threatened to freeze-dry his poorly protected knockwurst. Greeted warmly by the Ukrainian Uzvar, young Fanzerbutz, fluent in French, German and Italian but hopeless in his idol's native tongue, somehow managed to convince the Slavic Samson to pass on his martial wisdom. Fedor's only request: a box of Pepperidge Farm Puff Pastry Turnovers and Noah's half-virgin sister, Tapioka. -
- February 19, 2010 - 10:37 pm PST
-
- Users
- 1
- Feb 19, 2010
hey forrest im 22 years old and have done controlled street fighting and im really wanting to get into mma but dont have much money i was wondering how i could get into training mma and gettin into ufc. thanks alot -
- February 19, 2010 - 4:38 pm PST
-
- Users
- 1
- Feb 18, 2010
watz up forrest long time fan figured y not join ur website. keep kickin ass. -
- February 18, 2010 - 7:46 pm PST
-
- Users
- 36
- Jan 12, 2010
- n/a
………………………… … HiFi! ………………………… …
T
i
P
s
FoR
T
i
K
e
S
!
………… remember boys! ( ¥ ) before a fight! …………… -
- February 17, 2010 - 7:13 pm PST
-
- Users
- 1
- Feb 17, 2010
Hey Forrest, just joined your site and thought id leave a message. I'm 15 and have been a die-hard UFC fan since i saw you on TUF 1, i was flicking through the channels and saw you ask your opponent to punch you in the face, I immediately loved you as a fighter. You encouraged me to begin fighting MMA, i started last month the day i turned 15 and i'm lovin it. Thanks for the inspiration and keep on fighting, your the best in the biz man -
- February 15, 2010 - 8:27 am PST
-
- Users
- 36
- Jan 12, 2010
- n/a
HiFi! LiVe!
Update: Reliable sources report Chuck Liddell spotted at same speech therapist visited by Forrest Griffin. Insiders claim Liddell’s stammer diagnosed as brain firing without object to hit. Ice Man options: retool, retire or reprogram.
